Mildly Obsessed

queenofslash:

so we were talking about sexism in maths and i sit on a table with all boys, and i said “you know women could all agree to stop having sex with men and essentially stop the human race” and this one boy goes “well boys could all agree to stop having sex with women and-” but this other boy cut him off like “yeah dude that ain’t gonna happen” and i died 

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

fishingboatproceeds:

allthingsbagel:

fishingboatproceeds:

danisnotonfire:

amazingphil:

kickthepj:

crabstickz:

People

Are

Easy

To

Kill

is that john green

no

(Source: dnhowell)

snapchatting:

are you an elevator because i wanna go down on you

werethefrigginwinchestersboys:

“Why would anybody wanna watch our lives?”

I

don’t

know.

Maybe

because

it’s

the

most

beautiful

love

story

ever

written.